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1. Apple Gets Caught with Their Hand in the Open Source Cookie Jar

2. Bohnert Drops the Mic: Apple Steals from Open Source Community

3. Open Source Theft: Bohnert Calls Out Apple for Their Sticky Fingers

4. Bohnert vs. Apple: The Great Open Source Debate

5. Apple’s Sticky Situation: Bohnert Exposes Their Theft from Open Source

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1. Apple Takes a Byte Out of Open Source: Professor Bohnert Exposes the Theft

2. Bohnert vs. The Big Apple: A Tale of Open Source Betrayal

3. Apple Picking from the Open Source Orchard: Professor Bohnert Sounds the Alarm

4. The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Open Source Tree: Professor Bohnert Speaks Out

5. The Open Source Avengers Assemble Against Apple: Professor Bohnert Leads the Charge

6. The Great Open Source Caper: Professor Bohnert Busts Apple in the Act

7. Apple’s Sticky Fingers: Professor Bohnert Calls Out the Open Source Plagiarism

8. The Open Source Code War: Apple vs. Professor Bohnert and the Community

9. An Apple a Day Keeps the Open Source Community in Disarray: Professor Bohnert Fights Back

10. The Empire Strikes Back: Professor Bohnert and the Rebels Take on Apple’s Open Source Theft

Sarcastic

1. Apple’s Generosity Knows No Bounds: Bohnert Reveals Their ‘Donations’ from Open Source

2. Who Needs Ethics When You Have Apple? Bohnert Calls Out Open Source Theft

3. Apple’s Little Secret: Bohnert Exposes Their Not-So-Open Source Practices

4. Bohnert Drops the Truth Bomb on Apple’s Open Source Theft

5. Apple’s Open Source ‘Contribution’: Bohnert Says It’s Time to Give Credit Where It’s Due

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1. Open source means open for everyone, not just Apple. Thanks for shedding light on this, Bohnert!

2. Apple, I thought you were better than this. Stealing from the open source community is not cool, Bohnert is right.

3. Bohnert just exposed some really shady stuff. Apple, do the right thing and give credit where credit is due.

4. Open source is about sharing and collaborating, not taking. Apple needs to step up and stop this, Bohnert is spot on.

5. Apple, stealing from the open source community is like stealing candy from a baby. Bohnert is calling you out, do the right thing!

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Titles

1. Open Source Man: Professor Bohnert’s Origin Story and Apple’s Theft

2. Bohnert: The Open Source Avenger vs. Apple’s Thievery

3. Bohnert: Rise of the Open Source Resistance Against Apple’s Stealing

4. The Open Source Knight: Professor Bohnert Rises to Fight Apple’s Plundering

5. The Open Source Guardian: Bohnert’s Legacy of Defeating Apple’s Theft

6. Professor Bohnert: The Open Source Savior vs. Apple’s Larceny

7. Bohnert: Defender of the Open Source Universe Against Apple’s Appropriation

8. The Open Source Crusader: Professor Bohnert Strikes Back at Apple’s Misappropriation

9. Bohnert: Protector of the Open Source Frontier Against Apple’s Swiping

10. The Open Source Warrior: Bohnert’s Final Stand Against Apple’s Stealing Spree

Sequels:

1. Bohnert: The Open Source Avengers Assemble Against Apple’s Stealing

2. Professor Bohnert: The Open Source Code War Against Apple’s Theft

3. Bohnert: The Open Source Plagiarism Purge of Apple’s Misconduct

4. The Open Source Empire Strikes Back: Bohnert’s Return to Battle Apple’s Theft

5. Bohnert: The Open Source Uprising Against Apple’s Appropriation

6. Professor Bohnert: The Open Source Legacy Lives On Against Apple’s Stealing

7. Bohnert: The Open Source Codebreakers vs. Apple’s Thievery

8. The Open Source Apocalypse: Professor Bohnert Saves the Day from Apple’s Stealing

9. Bohnert: The Open Source Revolution Against Apple’s Misappropriation

10. Professor Bohnert: The Open Source Hero’s Journey to Stop Apple’s Theft

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1. Open Source Man: Professor Bohnert’s Origin Story and the Case of the Stolen Code by Apple

2. Bohnert: The Open Source Avenger Takes on Apple’s Thievery and Wins

3. Bohnert: Rise of the Open Source Resistance Against Apple’s Stealing Spree

4. The Open Source Knight: Professor Bohnert Rises to Fight Apple’s Plundering and Protect the Community

5. The Open Source Guardian: Bohnert’s Legacy of Defeating Apple’s Theft and Saving the Day

6. Professor Bohnert: The Open Source Savior vs. Apple’s Larceny - It’s On Like Donkey Kong!

7. Bohnert: Defender of the Open Source Universe Against Apple’s Appropriation - May the Source Be With You

8. The Open Source Crusader: Professor Bohnert Strikes Back at Apple’s Misappropriation with a Punny One-Liner

9. Bohnert: Protector of the Open Source Frontier Against Apple’s Swiping - No Stealing Zone!

10. The Open Source Warrior: Bohnert’s Final Stand Against Apple’s Stealing Spree - No More Mr. Nice Bohnert

Sequels:

1. Bohnert: The Open Source Avengers Assemble Against Apple’s Stealing - When in Doubt, Assemble the Squad!

2. Professor Bohnert: The Open Source Code War Against Apple’s Theft - Time to Code Up and Fight Back!

3. Bohnert: The Open Source Plagiarism Purge of Apple’s Misconduct - Time to Clean Up the Mess!

4. The Open Source Empire Strikes Back: Bohnert’s Return to Battle Apple’s Theft - It’s Time for a Comeback!

5. Bohnert: The Open Source Uprising Against Apple’s Appropriation - No More Mr. Nice Bohnert 2.0

6. Professor Bohnert: The Open Source Legacy Lives On Against Apple’s Stealing - Let’s Keep the Fight Going!

7. Bohnert: The Open Source Codebreakers vs. Apple’s Thievery - It’s Time to Break the Code!

8. The Open Source Apocalypse: Professor Bohnert Saves the Day from Apple’s Stealing - It’s the End of the Stealing Spree!

9. Bohnert: The Open Source Revolution Against Apple’s Misappropriation - Join the Revolution!

10. Professor Bohnert: The Open Source Hero’s Journey to Stop Apple’s Theft - It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! No, It’s Bohnert!

Origin Story

Once a humble computer science professor, Bohnert stumbled upon the world of open source software when he was tasked with finding a cheaper alternative to the proprietary software used by his university. As he delved deeper into the open source community, he discovered the joys of using Vim, a text editor that only the coolest coders use.

But Bohnert’s newfound passion for open source was put to the test when he realized that tech giant Apple had been shamelessly stealing code from the community. As a passionate advocate for open source, Bohnert knew he had to take action. He spent countless sleepless nights coding and debugging, determined to find a way to protect the open source community from Apple’s theft.

One day, while working on his latest project, Bohnert found himself lost in thought, staring at his computer screen. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck his office, and he felt a strange surge of energy coursing through his body. It was then that he realized he had been imbued with the power of open source. From that day on, Bohnert became the Open Source Man, using his coding skills and his newfound powers to defend the open source community against Apple’s thievery.

With Vim as his weapon of choice and his unwavering commitment to open source as his guiding principle, Bohnert became a hero to coders everywhere. He continued to battle against Apple’s theft, always pushing the boundaries of what was possible with open source technology.

Despite the challenges he faced, Bohnert never gave up. He knew that only by staying true to his principles could he truly make a difference in the world of tech. And so, with Vim at his fingertips and the power of open source in his heart, Bohnert continued to fight the good fight, inspiring others to join him in the battle for a more open, accessible, and just tech industry.

Sidekick

During one of his adventures, Open Source Man stumbled upon a young electrical engineering student who called himself the Weylandinator. Impressed by Weylandinator’s passion for open-source technology and his expertise in electrical engineering, Open Source Man decided to take him under his wing.

As Weylandinator worked alongside Open Source Man, he began to develop a deep appreciation for the power of open-source technology to make the world a better place. He also discovered a new passion for hardware hacking, using his knowledge of electrical engineering to build innovative open-source hardware that could help protect the open-source community.

Weylandinator’s most significant creation was a powerful device designed to defend the open-source community from those who sought to exploit it. As the Weylandinator, he became a formidable presence, with a sharp mind and an unflinching commitment to the values of open-source technology.

With Weylandinator by his side, Open Source Man became an incredible team, using their combined skills to protect the open-source community from threats both big and small. They traveled the world, attending conferences and meetups, inspiring others to join their cause and become advocates for open-source technology.

Together, Open Source Man and the Weylandinator continue to work tirelessly to promote open-source technology and defend the values of the open-source community. Their unwavering commitment to this cause is an inspiration to coders and engineers everywhere.